For those of you in theater publicity:

I received a glossy mailer advertising, at the Desert Star Theater,

"The Soap*ranos" (the "r" in the shape of a handgun)

It's a Clash of Cultures when this Mob Family from New Jersey "HITS" the Beehive State!
Don't miss this Hilarious Comedy!I don't need to describe the photo (but they seem to think that ( Read more... )

The hospital cafeteria is the closest food place to my new office. I haven't gotten bored quite yet, especially now that I'm anti-picky about food. I just finished my double cheeseburger and brussels sprouts ( Read more... )

It's hot-hot-hot again today. (Sorry, all you North-Easterners!) Class OK. Must go home to meet the cable guy--in time, I hope, to pick up all the unmentionables laying around before he gets there. (If marriage doesn't make us live better than a couple of bachelors, what will ( Read more... )

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I'll take the Alias quiz, but my prediction is Will. Or RealFrancie.

We're having some people over for dinner this weekend that DH thinks I'll enjoy meeting. I don't doubt him, but I'd be more sure about it if I could have gin and tonics ( Read more... )

Monday, May 19 Allora, ti vediamo questa estate in Italia ( Read more... )

you have an ominosity quotient of
five.
you are somewhat more ominous than average.

find out your ominosity quotient.

How did I score this high? Ominousness in any form is not a characteristic I associate with cardoons. I even chose "fresh produce" as a staple and said I liked cottage cheese! What's the lowest possible score?

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My first post, naturally enough, will be "help ( Read more... )