With so many guests in town, Jim supposed he really should try to be in his office in case someone needed to talk to him about their children.

Yeah, he was about as thrilled at this as the students in his class were.

He just hoped people would have visited everyone yesterday and forgotten to today. Such a caring teacher.

The island had, so far, made him sing and rained odd things down on everyone. So, all in all, this morning's little 'surprise' was actually far more pleasant than any of those had been.

Especially when you had a rack like Jim's.

"I love this island!"

[[Establishy unless you have a reason to show up there! Yeah, you, Lohan.]]

So, the apartment could use a little work decorations-wise. And it was a little--okay, more than a little boring right now. The television was stuck on some channel about models and he was slowly finding himself sucked into it.

Thank god Bones wasn't here to see it. He'd never live that down.

In his defense, the blond was hot.

[[For Bones]]

There were certain things a friend had to do to help someone out.

They may not like, they may hate you forever for it, but it was necessary. And maybe just a tiny bit of revenge for that vaccination.

"If you throw up in my shuttle, you're cleaning it up."

[[For one, and... *STABS STAR DATES IN XI*]]

You've reached Captain James Tiberius Kirk. I can't take your call at the moment, but I'll get back to you as soon as possible.