I was sitting on a park bench in a picnic area across the street from my house when I texted you. there was an roof over it with a bunch of speakers in the rafters with long metal pipes running from one speaker to the next and ending in this big wooden box on the side of the roof where the music would play from. But the door to the big box was ( Read more... )

"Man that fart was silent but deadly!" Adam cackled ( Read more... )

So I guess freedom is like any other possession ... the more you hunger for it the farther away it is. When I or anyone else starts buying stuff it never satisfies, you always want more and more and more ( Read more... )

I arrived in Tunica in about 4 hours. After pulling in and finding the closest parking spot 2 football fields away, I grabbed my bag of nickels -deciding to put off the quarters until that night when I was going to get wild and crazy and gamble much larger portions of a dollar at one time. I walked through 4 different casinos and finding out that ( Read more... )

To whom it may concern ( Read more... )

As a kid we moved every 3 years of so to a new state in a completely new area of the country. I was already a horribly shy 6 year old who never spoke and spent most of his time underneath the dining room table talking to his army edition Cabbage Patch doll or his ventriloquist dummy or I might walk around the neighborhood and play with loose dogs ( Read more... )

Billy Collins ( Read more... )