WTF

bane is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

'Dis thing is broken!

*Logs into the matrix via the operators console and searches for his baby*

...................................!

Waitasec....I didn' leave it there...

*with an alarmed look on his face, he taps on the keyboard and stares at the code again*

Oh no man...you gotta be shittin' me...that ain't her...

*Jumps out of the seat and demands to be jacked

I dunno what the hell this thing is talkin about! I'm 100% all man here! *Pounds his chest*

*Walks along level 22 of Zion, helping an older lady carry some crates*

*Grumbles to himself*

*Drops off the crates in her quarters and waves goodbye*

Someone pop a cap in my ass the next time I decide to bitch-out Lock. I'm gonna be doin' community duty for the next month! fuckerMan, can't the guy take some constructive criticism ( Read more... )

I was walkin around Zion earlier and noticed Bane on a level below me. Man I can't tell you how tempted I was to hauk a lugie on that sucka. I didn't, but I was damn tempted. He's been avoidin' me. And the ship ain't gettin' any cleaner ( Read more... )

Alright, my last and final ride.

I programmed a hummer on Maritas suggestion -- because they be fly!

And if any of you fuckas don't like it, I also programmed the one on top. I'll stuff you bitches inside of it and run your asses like a ho.

*pounds fist in the air*


( Read more... )

*slumps shoulders* Well, no one liked my ride *shrugs* So I came up with this instead.

So many fuckin' bells n'whistles, I don't even think Sparks'll figure it out.

*smirks triumphantly*


( Read more... )

And what is da man without his ride?

I programmed this into my personal construct last night, I think I might upload it to the Matrix for future use *smirk*.

Any ladies up for a cruise?

( Wheels )

Who's ya Daddy!


( Read more... )

*Sneaks into the Logos*

*Unhooks the Operator Station monitors*

*Puts black paint on the Operator chair*

*Rubs grease onto the operator headset ear piece*

*Sneaks back out giggling like a maniac*