Lock wacks
I was walkin around Zion earlier and noticed Bane on a level below me. Man I can't tell you how tempted I was to hauk a lugie on that sucka. I didn't, but I was damn tempted. He's been avoidin' me. And the ship ain't gettin' any cleaner.
Then this really fine woman walked by and I gots me all distracted. She had herself some daaaaaamn phat legs and shit.
*coughs*
I jet back to the docks for a captain's swapmeet to listen to Lock peep this shit for an hour. Damn that man is a stick in the mud when he wants to be. He was all bitchin' about repairs, upgrades and construct training, APU readiness like we aint never been doin it. Yeah I'd like to face his ass in a construct. I bet that jimmy ain't even met an Agent in battle before. Brace yourself foo'!
Anyway, I've gotta do some additional work on the Caduceus now, and since that fucker Bane isn't around to help the crew out, I'll be sure to make a great big mess for his lazy ass to clean up later.
Then this really fine woman walked by and I gots me all distracted. She had herself some daaaaaamn phat legs and shit.
*coughs*
I jet back to the docks for a captain's swapmeet to listen to Lock peep this shit for an hour. Damn that man is a stick in the mud when he wants to be. He was all bitchin' about repairs, upgrades and construct training, APU readiness like we aint never been doin it. Yeah I'd like to face his ass in a construct. I bet that jimmy ain't even met an Agent in battle before. Brace yourself foo'!
Anyway, I've gotta do some additional work on the Caduceus now, and since that fucker Bane isn't around to help the crew out, I'll be sure to make a great big mess for his lazy ass to clean up later.