I hear that...

IT'S BRIAN'S 70TH BIRTHDAY TODAY! HAVE A GREAT ONE, BRIAN!

HELLO DEAR READERS, THIS IS BRIAN SEWELL SPEAKING!!! I WISHED TO SHOUT FOR A SHORT WHILE, USING MY VELVET TONES WITH PERFECT PRONUNCIATION!!!

I OFFER YOU ALL A GLASS OF RED WINE!!! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADMIRE MY RIBBED CARDIGAN WITH LEATHER PATCHES ON THE ELBOWS!!!

NOW WHO WANTS TO COME AND SHOUT IN AN ART GALLERY WITH ME?!!!!


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RARGH!! BRAAAAAAAAINS!!!

THE LONDON SCI-FI FILM FESTIVAL HAS JUST HAPPENED, AND WAS FULL OF ALL SORTS OF ZOMBIE GOODNESS!!!!

ZOMBIES ON A PLANE!! SUPER-ADVANCE PREVIEWS OF 28 WEEKS LATER!!! GEEKY QUIZZES!!

ZOMBIES ON A MOTHERF***IN' PLANE!!!!

THE BRIAN IS PLEASED!!!

I HAVE EXTREME SLEEP DEPRIVATION!!!!!! I WISH TO SHARE THIS NEWS WITH EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

IT MAKES ME WANT TO STRIDE AROUND AND FLAIL MY ARMS WILDLY IN EXTREMIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW I MUST AWAY TO LOOK PURPOSEFULLY INTO THE DISTANCE WHILST STANDING ATOP A WINDY MOOR SOMEWHERE IN AN INDETERMINATE PERIOD OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING THE BLUES?

LIFE GETTING YOU DOWN?

MINIONS DISOBEYING YOUR COMMANDS?

IT'S TIME TO CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!