HELLOOO

[snowgrouse]

HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING THE BLUES?

LIFE GETTING YOU DOWN?

MINIONS DISOBEYING YOUR COMMANDS?

IT'S TIME TO CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!

Comments

[edithmatilda]

SUDDENLY I FEEL QUITE UPBEAT!

[snowgrouse]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

ARE YOU SURE YOU DO NOT WANT TO LIE DOWN ON THE COUCH AND TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?

[edithmatilda]

WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MY MOTHER?

[snowgrouse]

BECAUSE BRIAN IS POSSESSING ME AND HE TELLS ME HE WOULD

[mishamcm]

I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, AS I'M BUSY CLIMBING EVEREST. COULD YOU BELLOW A BIT LOUDER? THE DOME OF THE SKY MUST SHUDDER UNDER OUR LARYNGEAL ONSLAUGHT!

[snowgrouse]

I WOULD IF THIS BLOODY HUGE AVALANCHE WASN'T DROWNING MY VOICE! THIS IS WHERE WE NEED YOU, BRIAN, BECAUSE YOU DO NOT FEAR AVALANCHES AND CAN SCATTER THEM INTO A FINE FEATHERY SNOWFALL BY SOUNDWAVES ALONE!

[vilakins]

OH, BLOODY GOOD COMMUNITY ICON!

AND I'M MIGHTILY PISSED OFF AT VARIOUS CLIENTS TODAY. MAY THEIR EARLOBES BE STAPLED TOGETHER AND EVERY BROWSER BUT IE6 BE DENIED TO THEM.

[snowgrouse]

IE 1.0 AND A 56K MODEM! AND GRAPHICS-HEAVY PAGES WITH LOTS OF SPINNING GIF ANIMATIONS!

ARE YOU FEELING ANY BETTER YET?

[vilakins]

YES, NOW I'M HOME. AM SICK UP TO BACK TEETH OF STUPID CLIENTS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS AND HAVE ALSO DASHED OFF A STIFF E-MAIL TO THE IT DEPT AND MY BOSS ABOUT THE RELATIVES MERITS (OR NOT) OF IE6 AND FIREFOX.

[snowgrouse]

BRIAN BLESSED RECOMMENDS FIREFOX. MOSTLY BECAUSE IT WAS A BETTER SHAG THAN IE, IT HAS A BETTER TAIL.

EVEN SYMANTEC NOW RECOMMENDS FIREFOX AFTER BRIAN TOLD THEM TO.

[angeweeks]

GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE?!?!?!?

[snowgrouse]

SO IS PERI AND HE'S HAD HER