{FIFTH VOYAGE - how tragic, redux!}

[capn_redd]

[Ahhhhrem.]

He was a good man. Well, he was. A man. Elf. Thing.

He certainly was!

And now he's dead. Dead, dead, but I wonder if he'll come back?

What a nasty way to go, turned into a statue! Let us all contemplate the meaning of our short, short lives because I must drive!

[Steering noises with mouth.]

Comments

[deinxxrazer]

Nihi wasn't--

So...

...Ilian?

[capn_redd]

yes, yes, and a lovely one, too.

[failingmercury]

... apparently the battle still rageth.

[capn_redd]

not all the pieces have been played, mercutio

[ugly_am_i]

why are you killing people?

[capn_redd]

hahahahaha

[ugly_am_i]

[lilyground]

...

S-someone else...?

[capn_redd]

Yes, little child, someone else died.

Death, death, death...

[Audio]

[loothian]

...Thomebody died?!

[capn_redd]

Second one! Those elves go down easy!

[shesagift]

just a weapon

[capn_redd]

and you little missy you keep your mouth shut

[shesagift]

SHUT THEM OUT

[capn_redd]

THERE'S NO STOPPING THEM