{FIFTH VOYAGE - how tragic, redux!}

Sep 27, 2008 19:01

[Ahhhhrem.]

He was a good man. Well, he was. A man. Elf. Thing.

He certainly was!

And now he's dead. Dead, dead, but I wonder if he'll come back?

What a nasty way to go, turned into a statue! Let us all contemplate the meaning of our short, short lives because I must drive!

[Steering noises with mouth.]

ilian, heron love, heron, hot cross buns

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shesagift September 28 2008, 04:45:30 UTC
just a weapon

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capn_redd September 28 2008, 05:14:46 UTC
and you little missy you keep your mouth shut

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shesagift September 28 2008, 05:32:16 UTC
SHUT THEM OUT

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capn_redd September 28 2008, 05:53:09 UTC
THERE'S NO STOPPING THEM

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shesagift September 28 2008, 05:56:35 UTC
SHUT THEM OUT!

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capn_redd September 28 2008, 05:57:25 UTC
THERE'S NO STOPPING THEM

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shesagift September 28 2008, 05:58:25 UTC
SHUT THEM OUT

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capn_redd September 28 2008, 06:02:00 UTC
[Have some demented laughter.]

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shesagift September 28 2008, 06:21:05 UTC
[have some screaming right back.]

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capn_redd September 28 2008, 06:47:58 UTC
[He screams in return and it breaks down into mad laughter.]

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meinxxherz September 28 2008, 06:38:23 UTC
STOPPIT! Leave River ALONE!

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capn_redd September 28 2008, 06:47:34 UTC
the spineless worm shows spine

Perhaps you should go into Carnival, Herz, and see how the burned one feels? Xamira screams and Thea's blood flows down the ramp.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW

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meinxxherz September 28 2008, 06:50:53 UTC
Fuh--

FUCK YOU, REDD!

YOU'RE JUST A BULLY AND A BASTARD!

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PICKING ON HER!? WE'RE NOT YOUR--Y-YOUR GODDAMN ENTERTAINMENT!

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capn_redd September 28 2008, 06:55:02 UTC
ENTERTAINMENT?!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ENTERTAINMENT IS, BOY!

[He cackles.]

KAGE, FULL STEAM AHEAD!

KAGE

WHERE ARE YOU

I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE KAGE ALIVE ALIVE WE'RE ALL ALIVE!

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meinxxherz September 28 2008, 06:56:30 UTC
Kuh-KAGE'S IN YOUR--YOUR STUPID CARNIVAL, YOU CRAZY BASTARD!

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capn_redd September 28 2008, 06:57:14 UTC
Is he?

Oh, my. Isn't my face red?

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