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capn_redd

{ There Can Be Only One }

Feb 27, 2010 23:22

Ah-HERM.

Squabs and ducklings, peeps and fledglings, darling pullets and cockerels -

Uncle Redd knows it can be rather confusing with so many captains about. But do let's try to keep our wattles upon our little heads, for the lady Elegante has but one Captain and that -

is

ME.

After all, I have this hat.

[From this point onward, passengers ( Read more... )

o captain my captain, let's chat duckies, i will turn this boat around, my little duckies

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erhabenheit February 28 2010, 07:27:14 UTC

But who's the Commodore?

missmimmi February 28 2010, 07:28:00 UTC

There are... other captains on board?

[This is news to her]

heavyweaponsbot February 28 2010, 08:14:12 UTC

... more than one calling themselves captain here?

floreatetona February 28 2010, 08:42:24 UTC

...

[Riiiiiight.]

James Hook, my good sir. I have but one request and that is that you return. My hook. To. Its. Proper. Place.

[Each word after return is punctuated with a sharp tap of his plastic hook against the comm.]

ecopiracy February 28 2010, 13:23:28 UTC

[Phoenix's words are slow and measured, the effort of someone who's had enough liquor that he knows it's starting to affect his speech.]

I will acknowledge that you are the captain of this ship. However, that does not change the fact that others hold a similar rank within their world. Their presence here does not strip them of their title.