{ There Can Be Only One }
Ah-HERM.
Squabs and ducklings, peeps and fledglings, darling pullets and cockerels -
Uncle Redd knows it can be rather confusing with so many captains about. But do let's try to keep our wattles upon our little heads, for the lady Elegante has but one Captain and that -
is
ME.
After all, I have this hat.
[From this point onward, passengers referring to anyone other than Redd as "Captain" will receive a dunce hat, stuck on their head for 1 hour! Repeat offenders will be annointed with a blinking red clown nose. Repeat repeat offenders will get a honking sound for every step.]
Squabs and ducklings, peeps and fledglings, darling pullets and cockerels -
Uncle Redd knows it can be rather confusing with so many captains about. But do let's try to keep our wattles upon our little heads, for the lady Elegante has but one Captain and that -
is
ME.
After all, I have this hat.
[From this point onward, passengers referring to anyone other than Redd as "Captain" will receive a dunce hat, stuck on their head for 1 hour! Repeat offenders will be annointed with a blinking red clown nose. Repeat repeat offenders will get a honking sound for every step.]