Dear me, little goslings. Even man-elf-things shouldn't go around killing little piggies, not on my boat, oh no. What would Charlotte think?
Perhaps this will humble you a little.
[For killing Ganondorf, Razer will spend three days in the brig. He has also been turned into a woman! A roundear woman. Additionally, he will have the inexplicable urge to insult anyone he talks to, and
this will be playing in his head. These effects will last six days total.]