{ There Can Be Only One }

[capn_redd]

Ah-HERM.

Squabs and ducklings, peeps and fledglings, darling pullets and cockerels -

Uncle Redd knows it can be rather confusing with so many captains about. But do let's try to keep our wattles upon our little heads, for the lady Elegante has but one Captain and that -

is

ME.

After all, I have this hat.

[From this point onward, passengers

Comments

[nottheaveragekg]

[Ashelin cocks an eyebrow.]

Sure. Whatever you say. My standing point is with Phoenix this time.

[pimp_hat]

Whatevah joo say Captain, but I call Lieutenant Commandah in charge of silly hats.

[so_flighty]

Oh! So you're the captain? How neat! That's kind of exciting, I like boats and I've neevr been on one this big except for like, a tour of a big yacht but that doesn't count cause it didn't ever leave the harbor, but this is waaaay bigger!

[Sense? What's that?]

[teethofneedles]

Captain, corporal, rich man, poor man.

Whatever. All the same to me.

[ntjstapwn]

Fitting that the captain of this ship feel that way.

Why not just go with 'admiral?'