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[capn_redd]

[the Captain yawns, and the faint sound of ruffling feathers answers.]

Now, my dear, that was marvelous....simply flexible, you are....

[he gives another big yawn.]

Duckies, yes, yes. I've taken care of HIM, yes, he's being punished for his naughtiness. He should be back soon, loves.

Now, now...Commander.....COMMANDER, really, now. I do so not

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[sandpaperbreath]

Who is he? The one being punished?

[capn_redd]

Well, now, commander.

Have you ever had to, ahremhrem....get a subordinate back in line?

[sandpaperbreath]

...

Now and then.

Are we on course?

[capn_redd]

Oh, yes, yes. It's all quite fine, love, of course. Just a little bump.

[fullmetal_twerp]

Hey! You're the captain of this boat, aren't you? We need to talk!

[capn_redd]

My goodness, I must be! I have this hat!

strikes=silent

[fullmetal_twerp]

...........Riiiighht.... Of course the crazy boat's driven by a crazy

Well, if you are, we really need to talk, 'specially about me going back home, pronto. I mean, do you really want another annoying bastard nagging you? Send me home and you'll be minus one~.

[capn_redd]

[steering noises with mouth.]

WHAT WAS THAT, LOVE? GOT TO STEER THIS THING, YOU KNOW!

[captainverg]

Commander? Me?!

And HEY I'm not done with you!

[capn_redd]

have you done something naughty

[captainverg]

Depends.

. . . What do you mean by naughty?

[capn_redd]

i mean NAUGHTY you NAUGHTY little thing.

[lilyground]

Do you mean Kage?

[capn_redd]

Who?

[lilyground]

Kage. First Mate Kage.

[capn_redd]

I don't think I know that one, love.

why don't you ask even?

[shadesofeco]

Commander?

[capn_redd]

Your friend is ~naughty~

[shadesofeco]

... Torn?

What did he do?