[the Captain yawns, and the faint sound of ruffling feathers answers.]

Now, my dear, that was marvelous....simply flexible, you are....

[he gives another big yawn.]

Duckies, yes, yes. I've taken care of HIM, yes, he's being punished for his naughtiness. He should be back soon, loves.

Now, now...Commander.....COMMANDER, really, now. I do so not ( Read more... )

'Twas a crazy old man called O'Keefe
Who caused local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!"

Tsk, tsk, duckies.

More violence!

Torn and Erol, you're officially on warning! I want to see eyes up front and pencils sharpened!

BAD BOYS GET PUNISHED