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[capn_redd]

[the Captain yawns, and the faint sound of ruffling feathers answers.]

Now, my dear, that was marvelous....simply flexible, you are....

[he gives another big yawn.]

Duckies, yes, yes. I've taken care of HIM, yes, he's being punished for his naughtiness. He should be back soon, loves.

Now, now...Commander.....COMMANDER, really, now. I do so not

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[fullmetal_twerp]

Hey! You're the captain of this boat, aren't you? We need to talk!

[capn_redd]

My goodness, I must be! I have this hat!

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[fullmetal_twerp]

...........Riiiighht.... Of course the crazy boat's driven by a crazy

Well, if you are, we really need to talk, 'specially about me going back home, pronto. I mean, do you really want another annoying bastard nagging you? Send me home and you'll be minus one~.

[capn_redd]

[steering noises with mouth.]

WHAT WAS THAT, LOVE? GOT TO STEER THIS THING, YOU KNOW!

[fullmetal_twerp]

Why you--! C'mon! Throw me a bone here! *RARG!!*

[capn_redd]

[steering noises with mouth!]