WHO: 300,000 angry nerds and the Imports who fight them. Tag yourselves in, please!
WHERE: All around, but mostly near the Porter tower
WHEN: 7:30A May 18 - 3:13P May 20, 2011
WARNINGS: There is no fourth wall. Only Zuul. And violence. And probably bad language. And other things as well. JUST ASSUME THAT THIS LOG IS NOT FOR LIL'UNS.
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Which was fine by him. He didn't particularly want to be involved in the first place. Leave it to the younger generation, see how they handle it.
However, he couldn't quite turn a blind eye when he saw a familiar blond chef being accosted. Or was he the one doing the accosting? Whichever.
From his spot sitting on the doorstep of the local ABC Liquor, he lowered his bottle of beer just long enough to look over and give a.... laugh. The situation amused him, and he didn't particularly care what kind of attention it brought.
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The three girls were doing their best to just stand there, tilting their hips coyly and waving, something that definitely got Sanji's attention back on them after a moment. But that let the guys behind them regroup and decide whether they were going to attack him or escape. "Ah...ladies, would you mind getting out of the way? I don't want to..."
One of them suddenly leaped at him, swinging her bat for his head. He leaped backwards with a grunt, letting the blow whiff harmlessly past his scruffy chin. "O-oi!"
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"Best be careful!" he called out helpfully. "These girls have some real bite to them!"
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The girl raged at him and then swung her backpack off her shoulder, using it to beat him around the head and shoulders instead. Sanji withstood it, wincing. "Ow! What the hell have you got in there...ow, hey! Quit it!"
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Was getting beaten over the head with a bag.
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Pity the other two girls were staunch feminists. Two more baseball bats were coming for him in an instant.
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Oh well.
But still, this had gone on long enough. It'd be a shame to see somebody get really hurt over this, and even more of a shame to see these young girls turn to a life of crime and violence (without the additional benefit of being pirates.)
He gave a single glare, directed to the two with baseball bats. Only those two. And they both collapsed in mid-swing.
He did hope Sanji would at least be able to catch the two ladies. If not, he would have to give that man a mild scolding.
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For his part, Sanji was just as gentle as he would be with a friend. He struggled to his feet with his arms still burdened and carefully dragged both girls to the sidewalk, out of the way. "I told you ladies, this isn't a game," he warned in a quiet tone, mostly to the third. "I don't think you're ready to give your lives like a pirate, are you? Go on, shoo."
After all, there was still a pack of toughs over there. And Sanji was not feeling very generous towards them anymore. He did not have the will to let any of them leave the area conscious and undamaged.
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But with the lovely ladies out of the picture, it was just Sanji and those lackluster ruffians. It didn't take an experienced pirate to see how this would end.
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Huh. That struck him as odd.
Still, as Sanji came over, Rayleigh put on another smile. "You'll be up to stopping them, won't you?" Shakky wouldn't be very happy if he never came back, even if he did disappear for months at a time.
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