WHO: May Parker and anyone involved in the Spider-baby sitting adventures.
WHERE: In and around her apartment in the MAC
WHEN: This week
WARNINGS: Corruption of the youth?
SUMMARY: Spider-babysitting is go! Jess, May, and Pat try to survive the hordes of the damned young. Start your own subthreads!
FORMAT: Para to start, then whatever.
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Like you imagined when you were young. )
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How did her life come to this. It wasn't bad enough that she was getting weird deja vu adventures already regarding time traveling and having seen this before or something? (God, she wasn't even... whatever.) But now, this? Honestly, she wasn't even sure what to do except for watch the little kids and she definitely didn't like the idea that she was sitting in this apartment out of costume (those sunglasses sure did help though!) trying to finish her homework. (That, she was serious about.)
Oh, look, the movie was over. Well, it was probably too much to hope that Bambi would subside them forever. Maybe she can just stick in Donnie Darko and they'll stay put.
Or give them nightmares. Whichever. At least Patrick and May were around to make up for her incompetence.
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He turned to Jessica, pouting slightly at her. Whatever she was doing was leaps and bounds more interesting than the garbage on television. "Julia, you said we could play outside!"
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Oh, dammit. Her thoughts were interrupted by Matt and she chewed on the eraser of her pencil for a moment before replying, eyes still glued to the notebook in her lap. God, she still couldn't get over how different this kid was from his adult self, so needy. What was with that?
"We will, but not right now. Gotta wait until May gets back, okay?" She said after a moment, scribbling in some numbers and then turning the page.
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Now, however, he was being very quiet. Mostly because he'd been hiding in the bathroom ever since -- well. There was a reason Ben and May had never taped Bambi on their VCR, that was for sure.
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Oh! What did you procreate while you were away? Can I see?
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Take a look. I aimed for anything that looked like it involved space or aliens or elves.
[Because May did not inherit her dad's love of sci-fi and fantasy. She has no idea what this all is]
Anything rated under R, at least.
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Did you get The Day The Earth Stood Still? That's one of my most preferential! I saw it in my habitation and almost viewed it at the time, but there was a multiplicity yet to see in this place!
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So, welcome to the City. Where things like this are no longer surprising.
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[ He nudges May with an elbow, eyeing the chaos left behind by the deaged wonders. ]
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A couple days to a week.
[There is so much dread in the word 'week.' So much]
Usually no reason why or how that we ever find out. It just comes and goes because it can.
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In theory.
Pat mans up and knocks on the door, a plastic bag in his other hand.]
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H'lo?
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[ Pause. Oh right, Aunt May taught him about manners and stuff. ]
How d'you do?
[ Of course, Aunt May was born in, oh, the thirties ... ]
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Yoohoo! Let me in!
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Hi! My nomenclature is Henry Phillip McCoy, but everyone calls me Hank. What's yours?
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[She smiles, dragging the goodies inside.]
My nomenclature is Barbara Morse, but everyone calls me Bobbi.
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Are you engendering our commune with us?
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