SWORDSMAN PLOT GO

[mrbleedsalot]

WHO: Nico, Kate Bishop, James Rogers, Bullseye, Melee, Zoro, Ostrich Swordsman, Puppet Swordsman (Puppet), Spider Swordsman (Jameson), Boar Swordsman (Biojryan), Panda Swordsman (Pandaman)
WHERE: Various locations around the
WHEN: Jan. 1st and Jan. 2nd
WARNINGS: FAITO
SUMMARY: Ridiculous shonen-powered swordsmen scatter across the City and wreak havoc

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BOAR SWORDSMAN; BIOJRYAN

[mrbleedsalot]

[Biojryan is sitting on a pile of two cars outside a bar drinking a keg of beer out of his football helmet.]

CAPTAIN PLZ FEEL FREE TO PUNT ME IF THIS IS NOT OKAY ;)

[queenofcantstfu]

[The upside to her newly granted superhuman eyesight was the ability to easily spot large Boar-shaped people from great distances. Hawkeye finally catches up to the crazy man near one of the local universities, and she takes up a perch on a rooftop above. Once she's certain he isn't going to storm off immediately, she sends their location to James, hoping he'll get a move on and catch up to her quickly.]

IT IS TOTALLY OKAY ARCHER GIRL-BRO

[carrytheshield]

[It doesn't take James long when he gets the call. He hurries because he doesn't want the person they're chasing to get away.

He spots Kate on the roof and is up next to her shortly.]

Good job, Kate- Hawkeye.

[He's trying, okay?]

[mrbleedsalot]

[Down on top of the cars, Biojryan belches loudly. He's not exactly the keenest boar-man in the... whatever. He can't see the two of them on the roof, or if he can, he doesn't really give a shit.]

SPIDER SWORDSMAN; JAMESON

[mrbleedsalot]

[Jameson is hanging from a streetlamp, making two people kiss and taking a picture of their terrified embrace.]

[thekingofghosts]

[Nico is on his way back from reading lessons with Dr. Crane when he stumbles across the unsettling sight of two highly uncomfortable NPCs smooching, and at the sound of a camera flashing he twists around stare up at the... bizarre spider-monster man. He squints, suspiciously.] ... What are you doing?

[mrbleedsalot]

[Jameson waves him off.] Shh, shh, little boy! I'm working can't you see!

[He returns to his picture-taking, swiftly weaving his way around the two NPC's in order to catch different angles.]

Perfect! Beautiful! Hold her closer--there's a good fellow!

PUPPET SWORDSMAN; PUPPET

[mrbleedsalot]

[Is waiting for his next victim to walk by the park bench he is currently popping up behind.]

[martialartistic]

[ She's out for a jog. In an area where she vaguely remembers someone saying there was weird shit going down. And of course, being Melee, she's always looking for an excuse to fight.

After about fifteen minutes, she doesn't see anything weird at all. Disappointed, she flops down onto the park bench, leaning down to roll her sweatpant legs up.

When she sits back up, she sees it. ]

--what the fuck?

[mrbleedsalot]

'Ey mamasita, wanna show me a bit more of those legs?

[The puppet waggles the swords in his hands at her legs, just in case she didn't get the point.]

[martialartistic]

[ She stares at it for a long moment. Then, she gets up from her seat, rolls her sleeves up, cocks her leg back -- and bam, kicks the bench hard enough to splinter it and knock it over. ]

Son of a bitch. [ Now, she's coming around to see who was holding that puppet up to teach 'em a lesson! 'Cause puppets don't move on their own.

Right? ]

PANDA SWORDSMAN; PANDAMAN

[mrbleedsalot]

[Pandaman is out on the street, beating up a random drunkard who was 'disturbing the peace' by shouting profanities.]

[devilcalledlove]

[ Bullseye has been living as close to a homeless man as any grade A assassin back in his world could. He's lurking through the maze of alley ways of the City when he comes across some gay panda guy and his victim. ]

What the fuck.

[mrbleedsalot]

[Pandaman is oblivious to Bullseye for the time being, too busy finishing off the NPC victim and promptly throwing the guy like a million miles away. He smiles in that cheesy, camp way that He-Man smiles as he turns towards a quivering child on the sidewalk.]

NO NEED TO FEAR, YOUNG ONE. GOOD HAS TRIUMPHED TODAY!

[The kid nods like what the fuck is happening go away. Pandaman beams even more and ruffles the kid's hair, chuckling heartily.]

then her name is mabel

[mrbleedsalot]

[A Zoro walks into a bar and sits next to an ostrich-woman, ordering a beer from the bartender and not really caring that there's an ostrich sitting beside him. He's used to weird shit like this.]

[mrbleedsalot]

[Zoro narrows his eyes at her, but says nothing. He doesn't understand the message, nor does he really care. So long as he's got his bar peanuts and beer, he's fine. He shrugs, then directs his attention back at his food and drink.]