SWORDSMAN PLOT GO

[mrbleedsalot]

WHO: Nico, Kate Bishop, James Rogers, Bullseye, Melee, Zoro, Ostrich Swordsman, Puppet Swordsman (Puppet), Spider Swordsman (Jameson), Boar Swordsman (Biojryan), Panda Swordsman (Pandaman)
WHERE: Various locations around the
WHEN: Jan. 1st and Jan. 2nd
WARNINGS: FAITO
SUMMARY: Ridiculous shonen-powered swordsmen scatter across the City and wreak havoc

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BOAR SWORDSMAN; BIOJRYAN

[mrbleedsalot]

[Biojryan is sitting on a pile of two cars outside a bar drinking a keg of beer out of his football helmet.]

CAPTAIN PLZ FEEL FREE TO PUNT ME IF THIS IS NOT OKAY ;)

[queenofcantstfu]

[The upside to her newly granted superhuman eyesight was the ability to easily spot large Boar-shaped people from great distances. Hawkeye finally catches up to the crazy man near one of the local universities, and she takes up a perch on a rooftop above. Once she's certain he isn't going to storm off immediately, she sends their location to James, hoping he'll get a move on and catch up to her quickly.]

IT IS TOTALLY OKAY ARCHER GIRL-BRO

[carrytheshield]

[It doesn't take James long when he gets the call. He hurries because he doesn't want the person they're chasing to get away.

He spots Kate on the roof and is up next to her shortly.]

Good job, Kate- Hawkeye.

[He's trying, okay?]

[mrbleedsalot]

[Down on top of the cars, Biojryan belches loudly. He's not exactly the keenest boar-man in the... whatever. He can't see the two of them on the roof, or if he can, he doesn't really give a shit.]

[queenofcantstfu]

[She ignores James' slip up, mostly because this isn't really the time or place to get into a lecture about battlefield codename etiquette. Instead she focuses on setting up her shot. A trick arrow should do the job, one with smoke inside, to set up a temporary smokescreen.]

You won't be able to see him after I fire this. Can you get in there without seeing him?

[She glances over to James quickly before returning her gaze to the Boar-dude. She won't take the shot unless she's sure James can handle it.]

[carrytheshield]

[James paused to look back down and memorize the layout of the cars and their target's position.]

Yes, and as long as he makes enough noise when he moves I'll be able to keep track of him.

[mrbleedsalot]

[The cars underneath Biojryan creak loudly as he shifts his weight to itch his butt. He belches again.]

[queenofcantstfu]

[Between the belching and the creaking of the cars, there will certainly be enough noise to pinpoint him through the smoke. If not, Kate has her superhuman vision to fall back on.

Silently, she draws her bow, and once she was ready, she takes the shot. The arrow doesn't hit the boar-man, instead it hits the vehicle he's sitting on, and when it does, a cloud of smoke is released.]

[carrytheshield]

[James jumps down off the roof onto the top of the van and then he's charging into the smoke, shield first.

Kate's made her opening move, and James hopes to knock the boar man off the cars while the smoke has him distracted.]

[mrbleedsalot]

[The smoke does indeed distract him. He lets out a shout similar to that of a roar as he spills his drink on himself. The cars creak underneath him as he stands, taking out a large sword hanging from his waist. Unfortunately for James, he moves right as the smoke hits and he spills his beer, leaving nothing for him to hit but the cars.]

[queenofcantstfu]

[Through the smokescreen, Kate can see this all go down, and she almost yells "OMGWTF". Somehow, she manages to quickly choose another arrow from her quiver and aims for the Boar-dude again.]

Careful! He's got a sword!

[She fires the arrow at Boar-man again. This one happens to have a net loaded in it. She's hoping it'll snare him nicely.]

[carrytheshield]

[James would shout that he knows the guy has a sword, but that would give his position away. Since he didn't hit anything but a car, James leaps away, putting a good eight feet between himself and the swordsman.]