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Sep 03, 2010 22:49

WHO: Jessie and James Bond (or...Jessie James because pfffft)
WHERE: Wherever Bond ends up taking her, but it starts at the MAC.
WHEN: Saturday, late afternoon
WARNINGS: Bond. But also, Toy Story, which automatically hopefully negates the Bond warning.
SUMMARY: Bond has offered to take Jessie on a tour of the City. Jessie is too oblivious and naive to ( Read more... )

† jessie | the yodeling cowgirl, james bond | 007

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doubleoohbaby September 4 2010, 12:21:57 UTC
James has been around the City long enough to know not to expect anything on these sort of 'dates', just from the sheer amount of entirely clueless and bashful women he's taken out. Unless they're dripping with innuendo and adoration over the comms for him, he tends not to hold his hopes too high. But, as surprising as it may sound from Bond, he does care how the night unfolds and if he goes home alone. It beats doing nothing ( ... )

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whensheloved September 4 2010, 16:06:23 UTC
As soon as Jess hears the knock on the door, she jumps into action, tearing her eyes away from the window. She adjusts her hat, inhales as she puts on a smile for this stranger, and opens the door. And when I say opens the door, I mean she whips open the door.

James was probably expecting someone in a cowgirl get up, after all, Jessie had told him this. So he shouldn't be too surprised to see a tall cowgirl dressed outrageously to the nines in cowgirl gear...right?

She tips her hat politely, giving him a quick one over. Somehow she expected him...taller. Instead she was pretty much staring at him face-to-face, but Jess wasn't one to judge someone for their height. His outfit also caught her eye, but that only makes her grin wider, and she puts out a hand to shake.

"Well lookit you, dressed all ace-high like that." And if he shakes her hand, he'll find her grip to be a little too tight, and her shake a little too excited. "Nice t' finally meet you in the flesh, James!"

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doubleoohbaby September 5 2010, 00:36:51 UTC
Very little could prepare James for the sight when the door is swung open, but thanks to many, many years of training and a general stoic attitude, he keeps a straight face and doesn't appear in the least bit surprised by any of this. He's as cool as ice, despite a nutso cowgirl shaking his hand vigorously.

"Likewise, Ms. Jessie. A pleasure, I must say."

If by pleasure, he means 'a totally surreal experience' then sure, it is. But this is good. James likes unusual. It keeps him entertained and results in something different from the painfully repetitive dates he has with the super model types. Maybe this won't be so bad after all.

"Shall we?" An arm is offered with epic gentlemanliness.

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whensheloved September 5 2010, 02:21:50 UTC
She waves away the 'Ms.' with a rather ragdoll-esque flick of the hand, laughing as though he told some sort of hilarious joke. "Oh please, no need for the Miss. Just Jessie'll do." She unclasps her hand from his hand, and once again fixes her hat, half wondering if she should keep it on or take it off, remembering how most folks react to her outfit.

Aw heck, a cowgirl without a hat isn't much of a cowgirl at all.

She looks at his arm, an eyebrow arched as she tries to put something together, but a second later she grins, sliding a slim arm around his. And hey, what girl didn't like a gentleman? Sure, it was a little odd to be walking arm in arm during an adventure, but physical contact for a toy like her was always welcomed. "I reckon we shall! Lead the way, pardner!"

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