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Sep 03, 2010 22:49

WHO: Jessie and James Bond (or...Jessie James because pfffft)
WHERE: Wherever Bond ends up taking her, but it starts at the MAC.
WHEN: Saturday, late afternoon
WARNINGS: Bond. But also, Toy Story, which automatically hopefully negates the Bond warning.
SUMMARY: Bond has offered to take Jessie on a tour of the City. Jessie is too oblivious and naive to realize that the circumstances are more 'date-like' than 'adventure-like'. Shenanigans will probably ensue or something.
FORMAT: ...words because Sam can't really brain coherent sentences as you'll soon see.

So, when Bond had offered Jessie a tour of the City, the cowgirl had hopped on that idea like a rabbit to a carrot farm. How could she say no to the idea of having an adventure in a relatively new place? After all, despite being in the City for a few weeks, the opportunities to explore were rare and far between. She only knew her way around a small portion of the City.

But perhaps this Bond fella would be able to show her more.

Unfortunately, although the toy had heard about James Bond in passing through the decades (not to mention once Andy was older, he started watching the movies as a sort of 'right-to-passage' of manhood...or something), she didn't really know what Bond was known for. His history of violence and womanizing went straight over her head. Whatever, he seemed like a nice enough guy, and Jessie wouldn't think to turn down an offer to wander around the City aimlessly. So here she is, getting ready for a late afternoon out with James Bond.

She's hovering by the door, wearing her usual cowgirl get-up, complete with her trademark hat, still not understanding that, although charming in toy form, it looks pretty ridiculous on a tall, lanky woman. The girl was getting pretty antsy because the sun was getting ready to set and that meant the dark would be approaching soon, which meant less time to explore.

Maybe she should've scheduled it for earlier, or perhaps she should've mentioned her fear of the dark. But at least she'd be out with someone if and when it does get dark, it's better than being stuck in an apartment.

† jessie | the yodeling cowgirl, james bond | 007

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