EIGHTEEN :: [video; accidental]

[oncemercurial]

[The video feed pops on to show a countertop. On it, a woman is making a list with a notepad and ballpoint pen.]

Let's see, we'll probably need two turkeys.

So that we can all black out from the tryptophan and hopefully forget this disaster.

Quiet, you. Two turkeys... Babe, do you want to make your own sauce, or should I have him buy some?

I'd

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[mockingbirdie]

[Still sitting on the counter!]

And some rum, I think. And some margarita mix.

[oncemercurial]

You're serious.

[Being the only one who can't get drunk is annoying, okay.]

[goshilovearrows]

It's not a holiday without margaritas.

[mockingbirdie]

You heard the man.

[Don't judge, Pietro. Gosh.]

Anyway, last Thanksgiving was a non-event. I want this one to be memorable.

permavideo;

[manlytear]

"Tofurkey".

[ what is that and why does he feel so ashamed by it ]

permavideo;

[mockingbirdie]

Turkey made of tofu.

[manlytear]

Can you even call it turkey?

[mockingbirdie]

Not exactly. It's pretty gross.

voice;

[bests]

Two turkeys? Really?

[permavoice]

[oncemercurial]

[Ew. Carol.]

My sentiments exactly.

[bests]

[ ew. pietro. ]

Do you really eat tofurkey?

[oncemercurial]

I do.

permavideo;

[microwavemutant]

I didn't know we were doing Thanksgiving at the Mansion.

[a pause.]

By the way, Pietro, you'd better have Raffi with you...

[permavid]

[oncemercurial]

Angelica?

[Between her voice and Pietro saying her name, the dog starts howling.]

Yes, Girraphaela is with me.

[microwavemutant]

My baby!

[cough.]

Next time you take her, leave a note or something. I was worried.

[oncemercurial]

I'm sorry.

[Wait. Pause.]

I'm glad to know that you missed her.

[more_surreal]

TOFURKEY?

[What kind of maniac is he in the care of]

[oncemercurial]

Oh hush. You've had it before.

[more_surreal]

That's why I know how awful it is! You can't seriously want to inflict it on Thanksgiving!

[microwavemutant]

It's really not that bad.