EIGHTEEN :: [video; accidental]

[oncemercurial]

[The video feed pops on to show a countertop. On it, a woman is making a list with a notepad and ballpoint pen.]

Let's see, we'll probably need two turkeys.

So that we can all black out from the tryptophan and hopefully forget this disaster.

Quiet, you. Two turkeys... Babe, do you want to make your own sauce, or should I have him buy some?

I'd

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permavideo;

[manlytear]

"Tofurkey".

[ what is that and why does he feel so ashamed by it ]

permavideo;

[mockingbirdie]

Turkey made of tofu.

[manlytear]

Can you even call it turkey?

[mockingbirdie]

Not exactly. It's pretty gross.

[manlytear]

I can imagine.

[permavoice]

[oncemercurial]

It's far more healthy.

[mockingbirdie]

It's a travesty is what it is.

[manlytear]

I did not realize that there was concern over the healthiness of turkey.

[goshilovearrows]

You don't want to know.

[manlytear]

Why would someone want to eat that?

[goshilovearrows]

Because someone hates fun and good food.

[manlytear]

That sounds accurate.

[goshilovearrows]

We save him from himself, really.