DATE AUCTION!

[latebreaking]

Don't worry imPort citizens, my appearance on the comms is not related to anything bad or tragic. In fact, this is pretty good! [DASHINGLY HANDSOME YOUNG ANCHOR BART CLINTON gives the camera a well-practiced smile, and he professionally shuffles papers in front of him before continuing, placing said papers down and folding his hands.] I've been

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[manlytear]

I'm sure you will do wonderfully, Charles.

[grooviestmutant]

Do you really think so? [ Smirking, incredibly. ]

[manlytear]

Certainly.

[grooviestmutant]

I suppose we'll just have to see, hm?

[manlytear]

I'm sure we will.