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[bendersgotback]

Humans are the worst! All they do is save you from killing yourself, then pretend to be your friend, then live in your closet, then makes you ice cream soup, then ditch you so they can do the nasty with a mermaid, then launch you out of a torpedo tube into deep space until you meet God or something, then leave you behind on Earth in order to commit

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Voice;

[gatewhatgate]

You sound like a friend of mine. [The whole human-hating bit, not the whole confusing bits about polygamous relationships (whatever that means) and torpedoes into deep space bits. He has no idea what that's about.]

I dunno if I'd agree with either of you, I've met a few nice humans.

[bendersgotback]

Sure, you think they're nice. Then they send you to hell! True story.

[gatewhatgate]

NO WAY. Well, okay, maybe. But I don't think all humans would do that. Some of them give you food and play games with you. Total best friends forever. Even if they do disappear on you sometimes, but that's for their own good!

[bendersgotback]

Nuh-uh! Everyone knows that relationship with a multidimensional polygamous billion tentacled monster was a crappy deal. They just did it to spite me or something.

[Voice]

[missnotmrs]

You're a robotic man. Weren't you also made by humans?

[bendersgotback]

Doesn't mean I have to like them. Apart from Mom, but everyone knows that I'm her favorite anyway.

[missnotmrs]

Has your "Mom" created a lot of robots?

[bendersgotback]

Pretty much all of them! But I'm still the favorite.

[Voice]

[love_and_lace]

They're not all bad.

Besides, they're fun to play with.

[bendersgotback]

Barely! Most of them can't even catch a frisbee in their mouths.

[love_and_lace]

Well yeah. They're not dogs.

[bendersgotback]

And don't get me started on humans and dogs!

[completely ignoring what you were saying there in order to complain, mhmm]

video;

[i_seethestrals]

It's painful when your friends leave you, isn't it? But that doesn't make all humans bad.

[bendersgotback]

They just did it to spite me.

[i_seethestrals]

I'm sure that's not true.

[bendersgotback]

Yes, it is! They're stupid and horrible, like all humans.