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[bendersgotback]

Humans are the worst! All they do is save you from killing yourself, then pretend to be your friend, then live in your closet, then makes you ice cream soup, then ditch you so they can do the nasty with a mermaid, then launch you out of a torpedo tube into deep space until you meet God or something, then leave you behind on Earth in order to commit

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[i_seethestrals]

It's painful when your friends leave you, isn't it? But that doesn't make all humans bad.

[bendersgotback]

They just did it to spite me.

[i_seethestrals]

I'm sure that's not true.

[bendersgotback]

Yes, it is! They're stupid and horrible, like all humans.

[i_seethestrals]

Oh.

Well, if that's what you think.

[bendersgotback]

[...]

Okay, maybe not you.

[i_seethestrals]

[ She smiles. ]

Thank you.

Can you tell me about him? Your other friend.

[bendersgotback]

What friend? I only have stupid humans who totally ignore me.

[i_seethestrals]

Of course.

Tell me about your stupid humans, then.

[bendersgotback]

What if I don't want to?

[i_seethestrals]

Then you don't have to.

I was just curious.

[bendersgotback]

...Well, technically, there's only one human. And he's just really stupid and he lives in my closet. Also he smells really bad!

[i_seethestrals]

Bad odor isn't that much of a barrier to friendship. Especially not when paired with a good scent-masking potion.

How did he come to live in your closet?

[bendersgotback]

Eh, well, he had to move in with me since he had nowhere else to stay, but then my apartment was too cramped or something. So then a bunch of other stuff happened- [He touches his aerial quickly here...]- And he ended up living in my closet instead.

[i_seethestrals]

[ She nods, deciding not to comment on the aerial. ] You must have a very big closet, then. But he can't be that bad, if you decided to live with him. Unless your place was very expensive...

[ She shakes her head. ]

Did you know I'm moving in some friends? I'm a bit nervous, I've never lived with anyone but Dad before... well, and Mum.

[bendersgotback]

Well, it can be fun if you're not moving in with a big, smelly idiot who always forgets about you.