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[bendersgotback]

Humans are the worst! All they do is save you from killing yourself, then pretend to be your friend, then live in your closet, then makes you ice cream soup, then ditch you so they can do the nasty with a mermaid, then launch you out of a torpedo tube into deep space until you meet God or something, then leave you behind on Earth in order to commit

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[Voice]

[love_and_lace]

They're not all bad.

Besides, they're fun to play with.

[bendersgotback]

Barely! Most of them can't even catch a frisbee in their mouths.

[love_and_lace]

Well yeah. They're not dogs.

[bendersgotback]

And don't get me started on humans and dogs!

[completely ignoring what you were saying there in order to complain, mhmm]

[love_and_lace]

[You can't ignore Aphrodite. It's not allowed.]

Can't tell the difference?

[bendersgotback]

They always care about them so much, when they should really be caring about their best friend's magic careers!

[love_and_lace]

oooh. So your 'friend' wasn't paying enough attention to you?

How long have you and your 'friend' been together?

[bendersgotback]

Around ten years or something. I don't know why that's important.