no, seriously, fuck those guys

[deconnate]

[The video opens on a girl, high-school age, sitting at a desk. She's looking down into the camera, almost as if to make herself look taller, or perhaps simply because this is the only position she could angle it without the communicator falling over mid-broadcast. She's no one you'd recognize, and neither is the communicator number. (Alas, it is

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[tobereckoned]

What are you doing?

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[deconnate]

What does it look like I'm doing?

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[tobereckoned]

Answering my question with another question like a tool.

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[deconnate]

At least I am perfectly aware of the sort of tool I am, Arias.

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[technophantom]

Some will accept the offer. They may even have good intentions.

Did you?

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[deconnate]

I'm not invited to the Majesty photoshoots if that's what you're getting at.

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[technophantom]

I find heroism inversely proportionate to positive media press.

You seem unhappy.

[deconnate]

Ding ding ding.

voice;

[enigmaestro]

Oh. I like you. I daresay our sentiments follow.

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[deconnate]

I am thrilled to hear that I meet your rigorous standards.

[enigmaestro]

As you should be, so few do. But it's nice to see that M.A.J.E.S.T.Y. has pissed you off so royally.

[deconnate]

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not pissed at them.

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[deconnate]

The Candyman.

[deconnate]

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?

[subconman]

mature.

[deconnate]

Yeeep.

[subconman]

surely there are most eloquent ways to get your point across.

[deconnate]

Eloquence is useless if it obscures intent beyond recognition.