no, seriously, fuck those guys

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[The video opens on a girl, high-school age, sitting at a desk. She's looking down into the camera, almost as if to make herself look taller, or perhaps simply because this is the only position she could angle it without the communicator falling over mid-broadcast. She's no one you'd recognize, and neither is the communicator number. (Alas, it is

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voice;

[enigmaestro]

Oh. I like you. I daresay our sentiments follow.

video;

[deconnate]

I am thrilled to hear that I meet your rigorous standards.

[enigmaestro]

As you should be, so few do. But it's nice to see that M.A.J.E.S.T.Y. has pissed you off so royally.

[deconnate]

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not pissed at them.

[enigmaestro]

Just the people behind them? The puppeteers.

[deconnate]

Nooot the word I'd use, but let's go with that.

[enigmaestro]

What word would you use, then? Call me curious for your perspective.

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Idiotic dipshits without a clue what they're dealing with.

Nitwits. That one.

[enigmaestro]

Nitwits. How compact.

What are you going to do about them?

[deconnate]

I decay. What would you do?

[enigmaestro]

I would gather whatever loyal forces I still have, and utilize them along with any discontent force to dismantle and expose the group.

Bee teedubya. Here is a good source of pawns.

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Pawns aren't much to Risk.

[enigmaestro]

[NOTICEABLE PAUSE.]

So keen to make such a curious reference.

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Clue didn't have the same global ring to it.

[enigmaestro]

Perhaps not.

You'll need allies.

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Any suggestions, Mister Chessmaster?