no, seriously, fuck those guys

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[The video opens on a girl, high-school age, sitting at a desk. She's looking down into the camera, almost as if to make herself look taller, or perhaps simply because this is the only position she could angle it without the communicator falling over mid-broadcast. She's no one you'd recognize, and neither is the communicator number. (Alas, it is

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The Candyman.

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Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?

video; i'm sorry

[crabulous]

[SINGING FOREVER:]

The Candyman! Ooh the Candyman can! The Candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good!

video why are you apologizing stop that

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Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh?

video; i am NOT sorry

[acahellyeah]

Soak it in the sun and make a str-aaaaa-wberry lemon pie? The candyman? Oh, the candyman can!

video; ily omg

[crabulous]

The Candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good!

video;

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The Candyman makes everything he bakes,

video;

[acahellyeah]

-Satisfying and delicious! Talk about your childhood wishes.

video;

[crabulous]

You can even eat the dishes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

video; you are her new favorite imports.

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Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream?

video; you're too kind, weird teenage girl

[acahellyeah]

Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream?

video; zoidberg is just honored to be included!

[crabulous]

The Candyman! Ooh the Candyman can!

video;

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The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love.

video;

[acahellyeah]

And makes the world taste goooo-oooood...