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swwag in capeandcowl

voice; locked from Kanaya

Jul 23, 2011 19:12

Does eweryone maul eweryone else this time a year, or is this just an off week? I mean, I don't want to be disrespectin' your culture and go about ignorin' a fuckin' global holiday.

[see... okay, hear Eridan. a very bored Eridan. the tv is on in the background; waves lapping beaches and gulls and the gentle crescendo of violins can be made out.

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eridan ampora | prince of hope

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grenadeball July 24 2011, 00:18:32 UTC

silver bullets

[TROLLERY AHOY, YOU DICK]

swwag July 24 2011, 00:39:13 UTC

[HOISTED BY HIS OWN PETARD]

Now is that an instant kill, or is it just gonna leawe 'em writhin' in agony for a while?

grenadeball July 24 2011, 00:41:35 UTC

well like anything, why not carry more just in case

swwag July 24 2011, 00:55:06 UTC

Good point.

Know a anythin' else that might help? Don't worry about bein' too cruel or anythin', I'm perfectly willin' to suffer the guilt.

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voice; enigmaestro July 24 2011, 00:24:37 UTC

Eridan, Eridan. Have I taught you nothing? What's the primary source you should consider for most inquisitions?

[Hardly a beat.]

Literature, of course. There's this series you should look into. It's all about vampires and love, and I'm fairly sure you're engaged with both topics regularly.

voice; swwag July 24 2011, 00:44:18 UTC

Well I'm not takin' some fuckin' crackpot's adwice on a matter that might end in my gruesome death, Ed.

Is it informatiwe?

voice; enigmaestro July 24 2011, 00:51:24 UTC

Oh yes. Absolutely. You may even find it riveting.

[sends doc twilight.txt

Someone's in a terrible mood, it seems.]

You're welcome.

voice; private swwag July 24 2011, 00:56:33 UTC

[AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE.]

Thanks, Ed. You're a fuckin' lifesawer.

[a brief pause.]

Oh right, I killed the mayor.

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voice ohnoyousquidnt July 24 2011, 00:28:34 UTC

What do you mean by "dealin' with", exactly?

voice swwag July 24 2011, 00:45:45 UTC

"Dealin' with" as in "handlin' on the off chance she tries breakin' my fuckin' nose again", Fef.

I don't enjoy spendin' my afternoons gettin' tortured, after all.

voice ohnoyousquidnt July 24 2011, 15:43:32 UTC

I dunno, 'dealin' with' sounds awfully similar to 'pickin' a fight with' in Eridanese.

voice swwag July 24 2011, 18:38:27 UTC

[........dammit stop knowing him so well]

We got an auspistice now, meanin' the odds a us comin' to blows again is gettin' lower.

[pause.]

Anyhow, she's the one pickin' fights here, not me.

voice respaces July 24 2011, 00:32:35 UTC

Vampires, actually.

voice swwag July 24 2011, 00:46:56 UTC

Are you fuckin' deaf and ungrateful? That's what I said.

[EVEN THE NAME OF KANAYA'S HIDEOUS MAKE-BELIEVE DEATH STATUS SPITES HIM.]

voice respaces July 24 2011, 00:48:41 UTC

I have nothing to be grateful for! You only helped me to protect yourself.

voice swwag July 24 2011, 00:58:09 UTC

Still helped you, especially when I didn't fuckin' hawe to in the first place.

[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 00:32:50 UTC

Eridan.

Have you learnt nothing of this place?

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 00:47:41 UTC

Can't always promise I was payin' attention, no.

Anyway, it's a matter a self-defense is all.

[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 01:00:46 UTC

Of course it is.

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 01:01:30 UTC

If she didn't want me gettin' prepared like such, she shouldn't a fuckin' tortured me.

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