swwag
in
capeandcowl
voice; locked from Kanaya
Does eweryone maul eweryone else this time a year, or is this just an off week? I mean, I don't want to be disrespectin' your culture and go about ignorin' a fuckin' global holiday.
[see... okay, hear Eridan. a very bored Eridan. the tv is on in the background; waves lapping beaches and gulls and the gentle crescendo of violins can be made out.
"Antonio, my dearest! You must return to your ship and your captain and your men, and see the world as you always said you would!"]
Either way, all these newsposts are fuckin' with my soaps somethin' awful. If you're gonna smear each other's nauseatin' red swill across ewery awailable goddamn surface, do it sometime before six?
["Isabel, what of our life together? What of our love?"]
...Right. If you're not busy with the kayaks or whatewer, what's the best method a dealin' with a rainbow-drinkin' menace to society, propriety, and... suchlike. Somethin' steppin' outta line and goin' against its hemospectral superiors.
[pause.]
Wait, you don't call 'em that, do you? Fuckin' shit. What were they called here again?
[PAUSE.]
Wampires, right.
How does one go about dealin' with one of 'em?
[see... okay, hear Eridan. a very bored Eridan. the tv is on in the background; waves lapping beaches and gulls and the gentle crescendo of violins can be made out.
"Antonio, my dearest! You must return to your ship and your captain and your men, and see the world as you always said you would!"]
Either way, all these newsposts are fuckin' with my soaps somethin' awful. If you're gonna smear each other's nauseatin' red swill across ewery awailable goddamn surface, do it sometime before six?
["Isabel, what of our life together? What of our love?"]
...Right. If you're not busy with the kayaks or whatewer, what's the best method a dealin' with a rainbow-drinkin' menace to society, propriety, and... suchlike. Somethin' steppin' outta line and goin' against its hemospectral superiors.
[pause.]
Wait, you don't call 'em that, do you? Fuckin' shit. What were they called here again?
[PAUSE.]
Wampires, right.
How does one go about dealin' with one of 'em?