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voice; locked from Kanaya

Jul 23, 2011 19:12

Does eweryone maul eweryone else this time a year, or is this just an off week? I mean, I don't want to be disrespectin' your culture and go about ignorin' a fuckin' global holiday.

[see... okay, hear Eridan. a very bored Eridan. the tv is on in the background; waves lapping beaches and gulls and the gentle crescendo of violins can be made out.

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[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 00:32:50 UTC

Eridan.

Have you learnt nothing of this place?

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 00:47:41 UTC

Can't always promise I was payin' attention, no.

Anyway, it's a matter a self-defense is all.

[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 01:00:46 UTC

Of course it is.

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 01:01:30 UTC

If she didn't want me gettin' prepared like such, she shouldn't a fuckin' tortured me.

[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 01:08:17 UTC

Who's this?

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 01:09:28 UTC

Kan. Real glowy. Jade text. No-good fuckin' dirtscrapin' landhag if I ewer saw one.

[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 01:15:20 UTC

I know of her.

Poor diddums, did she torture you?

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 01:33:05 UTC

Oh don't ewen begin bein' all conchdescendin' at me, Bond, I won't hawe it.

I'm doin' fine, thanks for fuckin' askin' by the way, but I got it on good word that it's not the last I'm gonna see a her and her ilk. Not like I didn't already know it.

[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 01:38:32 UTC

It rarely is the last you'll see of that sort, especially not in this city. How good are you at self-defence, kiddo?

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 03:50:25 UTC

Well, I got a wand.

[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 03:53:50 UTC

So do I. That's not what I was asking.

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 05:05:28 UTC

I'm fuckin' spectacular with a rifle, but I'm pretty sure that's not fittin' your qualifications.

[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 05:14:24 UTC

And without those at your side?

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 05:16:09 UTC

Well, I could probably dig your fuckin' eyes outta your head.

[OHOHOHO.]

[voice] doubleoohbaby July 24 2011, 05:38:29 UTC

Oh, Eridan, why the hostility? I'm only asking a simple question.

[voice] swwag July 24 2011, 05:42:11 UTC

Oh no, Bond, you got me all wrong. The person it's directed to is gonna know who they are.

Besides, I am pretty goddamn good at gougin' things, so that's a good reflection a my skills.

[p. ause.]

I don't go out without a knife on me anymore, though. When you got a rainbow drinker wantin' your fins on a fuckin' necklace, it's kinda not an option.

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