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Jun 18, 2011 19:50

[The camera switches on to Shirley's face, looking rather worried and also pretty confused.]

Uh, excuse me, but does anyone know the quickest bus to Colorado? I've got to get home to my baby, so I really don't have time to play superheroes. I don't appreciate being stuck in this big city all by myself and I really hope you don't want me to get hurt ( Read more... )

shirley bennett | tattleina

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tattleina June 18 2011, 20:25:31 UTC
A monster? What sort of monster?

[Shirley automatically assumes she's making up stories, of course.]

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tattleina June 18 2011, 23:01:57 UTC
[Well, that obviously can't exist.]

Oh, that sounds very dangerous. I'll be sure to look out for it.

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text; improvesmorale June 18 2011, 20:15:15 UTC
You're a long way from Colorado.

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tattleina June 18 2011, 20:27:44 UTC
Yes, I realize that. That's why I need a bus to get back there.

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improvesmorale June 18 2011, 20:29:23 UTC
A plane would probably be better.

Or a special portal controlled by a semi-sentient machine.

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tattleina June 18 2011, 20:35:39 UTC
A plane is too expensive, and I'm pretty sure that the second thing doesn't exist.

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[voice] doubleoohbaby June 18 2011, 22:02:36 UTC
The size is modelled after my very own. [The moon art work, he means.]

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tattleina June 18 2011, 22:13:52 UTC
Did you put that up there?

[There is nothing funny about this. Nothing.]

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doubleoohbaby June 18 2011, 22:27:56 UTC
Not even close.

[How can she not find a massive wang hilarious? He's baffled.]

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tattleina June 18 2011, 22:33:26 UTC
[It's only funny when it's not on the Moon.]

Well, I'm sure it must be a very large scale drawing then.

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tattleina June 18 2011, 22:58:42 UTC
Can't you just take a bus?

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tattleina June 18 2011, 23:05:02 UTC
Where did you use to live?

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[Video] ridi_arlecchino June 18 2011, 23:35:17 UTC
Another one? What's the big whoop about Colorado?

...Your name isn't Holly, is it?

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tattleina June 18 2011, 23:37:25 UTC
No, I'm sorry. My name's Shirley.

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ridi_arlecchino June 18 2011, 23:57:52 UTC
Figures my luck ain't that great.

[Quickly:] Uh, no offense! Just woulda wrapped somethin' up nicely. Do you know Michael? Welcome to The City, by the way!

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tattleina June 19 2011, 00:04:38 UTC
No one that I can remember. Oh, and thank you!

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