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[tattleina]

[The camera switches on to Shirley's face, looking rather worried and also pretty confused.]

Uh, excuse me, but does anyone know the quickest bus to Colorado? I've got to get home to my baby, so I really don't have time to play superheroes. I don't appreciate being stuck in this big city all by myself and I really hope you don't want me to get hurt

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[ridi_arlecchino]

Another one? What's the big whoop about Colorado?

...Your name isn't Holly, is it?

[tattleina]

No, I'm sorry. My name's Shirley.

[ridi_arlecchino]

Figures my luck ain't that great.

[Quickly:] Uh, no offense! Just woulda wrapped somethin' up nicely. Do you know Michael? Welcome to The City, by the way!

[tattleina]

No one that I can remember. Oh, and thank you!

[ridi_arlecchino]

No problemo! The name's Harley, too, in case you end up bein' here for awhile. Nobody ever really knows.

[tattleina]

It's very nice to meet you, Harley. But I hope I don't stay here for too long.

[ridi_arlecchino]

Don't we all!

[tattleina]

How long have you been here?

[ridi_arlecchino]

'Bout nine months, I guess.

[tattleina]

That is a very long time! I'm not sure how you could cope being so far away from home.

[ridi_arlecchino]

Friends! Pets. Shoppin'. Love.

[tattleina]

[She's very interested in that last part.]

Oh, love? Who is the lucky guy?

[ridi_arlecchino]

Well, there's been--

Er, his name's Andy! He's my new boyfriend. We just started bein' all official. He's really sweet!

[tattleina]

He sounds sweet! What does he look like?

[ridi_arlecchino]

He's tall! Brown hair. Blue eyes. Kinda nerdy but so cute even though he doesn't look like a psychotic clown at all!

[tattleina]

Oh, that's--

[Wait, what.]

Um, excuse me, but did you just imply psychotic clowns are cute?