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[tattleina]

[The camera switches on to Shirley's face, looking rather worried and also pretty confused.]

Uh, excuse me, but does anyone know the quickest bus to Colorado? I've got to get home to my baby, so I really don't have time to play superheroes. I don't appreciate being stuck in this big city all by myself and I really hope you don't want me to get hurt

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[tattleina]

A monster? What sort of monster?

[Shirley automatically assumes she's making up stories, of course.]

[tattleina]

[Well, that obviously can't exist.]

Oh, that sounds very dangerous. I'll be sure to look out for it.

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[improvesmorale]

You're a long way from Colorado.

[tattleina]

Yes, I realize that. That's why I need a bus to get back there.

[improvesmorale]

A plane would probably be better.

Or a special portal controlled by a semi-sentient machine.

[tattleina]

A plane is too expensive, and I'm pretty sure that the second thing doesn't exist.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

The size is modelled after my very own. [The moon art work, he means.]

[tattleina]

Did you put that up there?

[There is nothing funny about this. Nothing.]

[doubleoohbaby]

Not even close.

[How can she not find a massive wang hilarious? He's baffled.]

[tattleina]

[It's only funny when it's not on the Moon.]

Well, I'm sure it must be a very large scale drawing then.

[tattleina]

Can't you just take a bus?

[tattleina]

Where did you use to live?

[Video]

[ridi_arlecchino]

Another one? What's the big whoop about Colorado?

...Your name isn't Holly, is it?

[tattleina]

No, I'm sorry. My name's Shirley.

[ridi_arlecchino]

Figures my luck ain't that great.

[Quickly:] Uh, no offense! Just woulda wrapped somethin' up nicely. Do you know Michael? Welcome to The City, by the way!

[tattleina]

No one that I can remember. Oh, and thank you!