[video]
[The camera switches on to Shirley's face, looking rather worried and also pretty confused.]
Uh, excuse me, but does anyone know the quickest bus to Colorado? I've got to get home to my baby, so I really don't have time to play superheroes. I don't appreciate being stuck in this big city all by myself and I really hope you don't want me to get hurt. After all, I am a mother and a Christian, and a student who's trying to get a business degree--
[Okay, this is obviously not working. It's time to use some force. She gives a very loud cough before continuing.]
Um, I apologize that I'm obviously not the correct person for this job- [There's a big shift in her voice here]- but I certainly ain't apologizing for the fact that you dragged me across the damn country just to play in your stupid little game. This isn't The Cape! This is real life, and unless you've got one goodass excuse, I'm going to make sure you ain't going to be touching anyone for a long, long time. Got it?
[She coughs again, her voice returning to a more sweet tone.]
Now, if someone could please direct me towards the- Oh my Lord, what happened to the Moon?
[The video conveniently ends here as Shirley catches a glimpse of the interesting sculpture on the Moon.]
[OOC: If you haven't already, please fill out this permissions post if you wish for Shirley to use her gossip powers on your character!]
Uh, excuse me, but does anyone know the quickest bus to Colorado? I've got to get home to my baby, so I really don't have time to play superheroes. I don't appreciate being stuck in this big city all by myself and I really hope you don't want me to get hurt. After all, I am a mother and a Christian, and a student who's trying to get a business degree--
[Okay, this is obviously not working. It's time to use some force. She gives a very loud cough before continuing.]
Um, I apologize that I'm obviously not the correct person for this job- [There's a big shift in her voice here]- but I certainly ain't apologizing for the fact that you dragged me across the damn country just to play in your stupid little game. This isn't The Cape! This is real life, and unless you've got one goodass excuse, I'm going to make sure you ain't going to be touching anyone for a long, long time. Got it?
[She coughs again, her voice returning to a more sweet tone.]
Now, if someone could please direct me towards the- Oh my Lord, what happened to the Moon?
[The video conveniently ends here as Shirley catches a glimpse of the interesting sculpture on the Moon.]
[OOC: If you haven't already, please fill out this permissions post if you wish for Shirley to use her gossip powers on your character!]