vidya; heh

[imyourmomma]

[The comm turns on to show an extremely large greenish eyeball with red slits for pupils. There's muttering, and as the creature speaks, the comm pulls away to reveal his whole head. He speaks pleasantly.]

My, what's this place? It doesn't look like Ooo and it's certainly not the Nightosphere! Hmm. Could it be?

[A pause as he looks around to

Comments

[more_surreal]

But I don't want to get my soul sucked out!

[imyourmomma]

Then it will make it all the more satisfying.

[more_surreal]

[Incoherent panicked screaming forever]

[imyourmomma]

The whonow?

permavid

[maggotbone]

[She huffs]
I don't know who you think you are, but you can't just go around sucking souls. There are procedures to this kind of thing.

Re: permavid

[imyourmomma]

Maybe for you. [Holds a baby like a slurpee and slurrrrrrrrps noisily]

[maggotbone]

[She's not going to pretend that its... nice to see?]
You're really asking for it, honey. You know babies don't have much of a soul to suck, right?

[imyourmomma]

[Shrugs] Part of the job. [Throws soulless baby over his shoulder. It floats blankly away.]

[video]

[antsolute]

Now, isn't this interesting? [A chuckle.] Who are you supposed to be again?

[video]

[imyourmomma]

You fleshblobs sure have bad hearing.

[video]

[antsolute]

Evil lord of evil coming to suck out all the tasty mortal souls. Yeah, I got that part, but I was hoping for a name.

And I hope you realize that not all of us here are textbook definitions of mortal.

voice;

[humanjuicebox]

I think I like my soul where it is.

video;

[imyourmomma]

Well isn't that just... [this face]... delightful!

video;

[humanjuicebox]

It is delightful, like people with souls are delightful. You can't just take them. They don't belong to you.