[The video feed comes up on a gentleman sitting in what must be Central Park, against a verdant background of green leaves. Where he is, though, is difficult to say - you can't see any pedestrians around. Hm
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[He does not yet recognize that green shirt or bow tie. Though, he does like the green a little bit as it's reminding him of something.
It's one of smaller reasons for him being almost polite. The bigger reason for it is that it seems like a bad idea to piss off a very knowledgeable and kind of creepy motherfucker.]
HEY, MOTHERFUCKER. i'd all get up at giving my ownself's name, but you've already got that up at in your thinkpan it all looks like.
Okay, I'm going to play a fun game now! And by fun, I mean it'll 8e the most 8oring game ever and I'm only playing it 8ecause it's fun to think a8out you getting an ache in your new human head from trying to manipul8 it with your omnimanipul8tions!
I'm not a lying man. I have no need to lie. But I lied when I told you it was the last time I would talk to you. Oh, no. You have caught me in a lie. What am I going to do now? I don't know what I'm going to do now. I guess I will give up and my head will explode.
My dear, that wasn't so much a lie as it was me suffering from a temporary lack of data. I will admit, right now, that this entire realm was situated quite firmly in one of the dark patches in my knowledge, and I had no idea I would ever arrive here.
So not a lie, but a rare bout of ignorance on my part.
That being said - I could deign to never speak to you again, but first, I doubt that will happen now that you and I are here, and second, it would be terribly dull.
[Fine! She's too cranky to bother typing right now anyway.]
Dark patches? Like the dark patch I had to wear after you took my Vision Eightfold? Because that would be pretty funny. I think you'll be pretty funny here! Instead of just annoying like you were at home.
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What a reception.
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At the very least, I approve of your choice in colors.
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It's one of smaller reasons for him being almost polite. The bigger reason for it is that it seems like a bad idea to piss off a very knowledgeable and kind of creepy motherfucker.]
HEY, MOTHERFUCKER.
i'd all get up at giving my ownself's name, but you've already got that up at in your thinkpan it all looks like.
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who the motherfuck was that?
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I'm going to pretend to 8e you now.
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My dear, that wasn't so much a lie as it was me suffering from a temporary lack of data. I will admit, right now, that this entire realm was situated quite firmly in one of the dark patches in my knowledge, and I had no idea I would ever arrive here.
So not a lie, but a rare bout of ignorance on my part.
That being said - I could deign to never speak to you again, but first, I doubt that will happen now that you and I are here, and second, it would be terribly dull.
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Dark patches? Like the dark patch I had to wear after you took my Vision Eightfold? Because that would be pretty funny. I think you'll be pretty funny here! Instead of just annoying like you were at home.
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)(ow do you know us?
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