oo1. [voice]

Feb 25, 2011 23:20

[The message is in a deep, clipped, precise and very cold voice, accompanied by that iconic breathing.]

Do not presume to think that you will escape the wrath of the Empire over this effrontery. Though the exact method and details of my abduction and arrival in this place are intriguing, clever tricks alone will not serve you here. Perhaps, if you give yourself up and explain this process, my charity will stretch far enough to offer you an easy death.

Now, to any person, persons, droids, or beings otherwise capable of responding who are loyal to the Empire, or fearful of its wrath, I suggest quick response with any further information available about the place in which I find myself stranded. It is not a planet I recognize, though the technology alone makes it unlikely that it is within the confines of the Empire. Beyond that, there is little that I have been able to find.

Finally, a warning: If this is some trick of the Rebel Alliance, rest assured that I will find you. Your screams will be long and your deaths slow, should you attempt to further perpetuate this game. Of this you have my word.

Darth Vader out.

† darth vader | interrupted scuba diver

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