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[Oh, hello Zoro's face and torso. And chicken that he is holding and trying to keep still. In the way background you can see the tub Zoro raises and farms his chickens in. But anyway back to the chicken: It's a fruitless effort, but nonetheless one he spends an awful lot of time on! A few minutes later he just says 'fuck this' and turns to address the comm. Opens his mouth to speak-
and then Nami storms in shouting angrily.]
ZORO!! Get your damn chickens out of here, they’ve infested my room! They’re using my wallet at a toilet!
[Zoro turns towards Nami, confused and aggravated.] The hell are you talking about? They can't even get out of the tub.
[Of course he says this as, in the background, a chicken jumps out of the tub and runs around clucking. Zoro just kind of looks at it and then looks back at Nami.]
... Except that one.
[The next thing that happens is Nami throwing a chicken-presumably the one that was in her room-at Zoro's head.]
THIS ONE TOO.
[The chicken cluck-screams, talons raking down Zoro's face in panic. Zoro tries to get it off but... man. Don't mess with freaked out chickens. Zoro goes down, trying to get the fucking chicken off his face. Nami continues fuming in the background until...
A bolt of lightning comes down where Nami's looking-specifically right on top of Zoro and the chicken. Nami screams and backpedals into the wall. Looks like she's found out about her powers.
The comm times out to Zoro's hand twitching.]
[ooc: orange text is nami]
and then Nami storms in shouting angrily.]
ZORO!! Get your damn chickens out of here, they’ve infested my room! They’re using my wallet at a toilet!
[Zoro turns towards Nami, confused and aggravated.] The hell are you talking about? They can't even get out of the tub.
[Of course he says this as, in the background, a chicken jumps out of the tub and runs around clucking. Zoro just kind of looks at it and then looks back at Nami.]
... Except that one.
[The next thing that happens is Nami throwing a chicken-presumably the one that was in her room-at Zoro's head.]
THIS ONE TOO.
[The chicken cluck-screams, talons raking down Zoro's face in panic. Zoro tries to get it off but... man. Don't mess with freaked out chickens. Zoro goes down, trying to get the fucking chicken off his face. Nami continues fuming in the background until...
A bolt of lightning comes down where Nami's looking-specifically right on top of Zoro and the chicken. Nami screams and backpedals into the wall. Looks like she's found out about her powers.
The comm times out to Zoro's hand twitching.]
[ooc: orange text is nami]