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thelionharted in capeandcowl

[video, locked from the Joker and Bellatrix]

Jan 25, 2011 15:09

[Here's everyone's other favorite no-longer-16-year-old wizard, poking at his comm with a grin. He looks much more relaxed than his last post, clean-shaven and well rested.]Hello, you lot! If you missed it, I was gone and now I'm back, just, obviously, not sixteen anymore. And being twenty-one, I figure I need a job of some kind. That does not ( Read more... )

james potter | prongs

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purmoncul January 25 2011, 23:30:33 UTC

I have a job for you, Prongsie.

It involves a tin of polish, a cloth, and a lot of elbow grease. GUESS WHAT IT IS!

(Tip: The answer does not involve the word "knob")

thelionharted January 25 2011, 23:32:30 UTC

What'll you give me for it?

purmoncul January 26 2011, 00:37:41 UTC

Hmm. I'll explain better how things like bikes and brooms fly, so that you can show off to Lily in our workshop.

Be good to have her on anyway. I can inscribe the enchantments, but she could probably learn the charms and cast them better.

thelionharted January 26 2011, 00:56:17 UTC

Ooh, alright.

I'll be sure and ask if she wants to help.

Video more_surreal January 26 2011, 00:03:11 UTC

[Calvin is clearly intrigued]

You're really a wizard cop? Do you have a magic siren?

Video thelionharted January 26 2011, 00:06:59 UTC

I am, yeah, or was.

No, but, er, normal electronics don't usually work well with magic. I don't need one. My best mate's got a flying motorbike, though!

Video more_surreal January 26 2011, 02:26:01 UTC

Wow! Does that mean that all your police stuff is magic? Do you have a magic badge? Magic handcuffs? Magic police hat?

Video thelionharted January 26 2011, 02:27:23 UTC

Not really? I've got a badge, but it's just a badge. Handcuffs we generally don't need, we do 'em with a wand. No hats.

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[voice] i_hate_alistair January 26 2011, 02:10:51 UTC

And what does a wizard cop do when he catches a so-called 'dark wizard,' precisely?

[voice] thelionharted January 26 2011, 02:14:57 UTC

Wellll, usually we just take 'em off to Azkaban.

[voice] i_hate_alistair January 26 2011, 02:22:53 UTC

You do realize that I have no idea what that means, do you not?

[voice] thelionharted January 26 2011, 02:25:37 UTC

...Right, yeah. Sorry, it's been a ...stressful week.

Er. Azkaban is the wizard prison. It's supposed to be inescapable.

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. voice i_seethestrals January 26 2011, 03:03:09 UTC

You'd look very mature for your age, if you were sixteen.

I'm not very busy, to be honest, so...

voice thelionharted January 26 2011, 04:05:38 UTC

I suppose the wedding ring would put all bets of me actually being sixteen off, though.

What, not even going to class?

voice i_seethestrals January 26 2011, 04:13:16 UTC

Not necessarily. Though you'd have to wear a lot of yellow, if you were marrying that young. Just to be safe.

I was busy looking for Crumple-Horned Snorkacks.

voice thelionharted January 26 2011, 04:38:35 UTC

Why a lot of yellow?

...Did you find any?

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