[The video opens on James, flopped on his bed and looking slightly frazzled. There are scribbled-upon sheets of paper surrounding him, and the itching has subsided somewhat, though he's still decked out in calamine lotion at various points.]
Er. This is a bit weird to ask, I guess, but I can't think of anything else to do that I haven't already
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02. Do something nice for her and don't expect anything in return. Don't tell her that you don't. Don't accept anything in return, either.
03. Hold open doors, pull out chairs. If she's pissy about it, just smile. Keep doing it.
04. Ask her what specifically she dislikes about you. If you already know, knock it off, especially if it's because you're a jerk ( ... )
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And yes, er. I do. If it's not obvious.
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It's pretty obvious. Ah, young love.
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Hnf. At least it turns out reasonably alright in the end, or so I've heard.
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And never hurt her. Ever. Never make her cry. I'd like to think that was obvious but some men need it spelled out for them.
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I wouldn't. Ever.
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[She totally already knows.]
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Look, we're in a new place, right? So why not see if...I don't know, she'd want to go around and see the sights of the City with you?
Shame she hates Miranda so much, or I'd certainly lend her to you for the purpose.
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Maybe. She has seemed less inclined to clobber me since she got here, so that's a bonus. Maybe Harry changed her mind or something.
Alas, if only I had a flying carpet or a hippogriff or something.
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Unless it's a girl, because honestly mate, I'm just not that cruel.
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I did not need that mental image, where is the soap oh God.
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