[video, locked from Lily Evans, Harry, and the Joker]
[The video opens on James, flopped on his bed and looking slightly frazzled. There are scribbled-upon sheets of paper surrounding him, and the itching has subsided somewhat, though he's still decked out in calamine lotion at various points.]
Er. This is a bit weird to ask, I guess, but I can't think of anything else to do that I haven't already tried before and I don't --eurgh. [He takes a deep breath, runs a hand through his hair, and tries again.]
RIGHT. So. Er. HYPOTHETICALLY, o citizens of this entirely mad city, how would you go about impressing a girl who has, to the best of your knowledge, hated you for the past five years and enjoys clobbering you at random times?
Sirius, if you laugh at me, I swear I will hex you a hundred and seventeen different ways from Tuesday.
Er. This is a bit weird to ask, I guess, but I can't think of anything else to do that I haven't already tried before and I don't --eurgh. [He takes a deep breath, runs a hand through his hair, and tries again.]
RIGHT. So. Er. HYPOTHETICALLY, o citizens of this entirely mad city, how would you go about impressing a girl who has, to the best of your knowledge, hated you for the past five years and enjoys clobbering you at random times?
Sirius, if you laugh at me, I swear I will hex you a hundred and seventeen different ways from Tuesday.