[video, locked from Lily Evans, Harry, and the Joker]

[thelionharted]

[The video opens on James, flopped on his bed and looking slightly frazzled. There are scribbled-upon sheets of paper surrounding him, and the itching has subsided somewhat, though he's still decked out in calamine lotion at various points.]

Er. This is a bit weird to ask, I guess, but I can't think of anything else to do that I haven't already

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[fuuuuuuuck]

Well, what does she like?

[thelionharted]

..Er. ...I. ...Being annoyed at me? Tea? ...Charms, she likes those, too.

[fuuuuuuuck]

So, you have no clue, really.

[thelionharted]

Well you know, it's a bit hard to know what she likes when she is constantly telling me to bugger off and other things.

[fuuuuuuuck]

So why do you like her?

[thelionharted]

Because she's amazing, she's brilliant and gorgeous and smart and brave and I just. She's ...I don't know, it's -- I can't describe it. Except I've liked her ever since she punched me in the nose in first year.

[fuuuuuuuck]

Yeah, okay. So you're not gonna win her over with words.

Good news, though, most people can't talk for shit and they still manage to get laid.

[thelionharted]

Oi, I never said I was good with words.

Yeah well. This is...complicated.

[fuuuuuuuck]

You're what? Sixteen, seventeen?

[thelionharted]

Sixteen. Why?

[fuuuuuuuck]

Just trying to get the whole picture. I'm a detective, you know.

[thelionharted]

And I am the high king and ruler of Gryffindor Tower, as I'm sure you know.

All joking aside, good to know, I s'pose.

[fuuuuuuuck]

I'd say- figure out why you like her, and go from there. She's, you know, a person, not just a girl. Focus on the stuff she likes, not generic girl stuff. And since you're the one all in love with her, I think you must have some idea what makes her special. To you.

But don't be a stalker.

If you wanna to be a stalker, I charge $50 per hour.

[...]

That was a joke.

[thelionharted]

Well yeah. It's just I can't ...put it into words, properly, and she won't ...She thinks I'm an arrogant toerag.

I sort of figured.

[fuuuuuuuck]

So, you know. Don't act like an arrogant toerag, 'cause that sure as fuck isn't working, is it?

[thelionharted]

Hnf. I'm trying.