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ajrimmer_ssc in capeandcowl

Series XXXIV - Consequences schmonsequences - Voice

Jul 13, 2010 16:34

[Rimmer sounds VERY EMBARRASSED INDEEDY, kiddywinks. You can almost see him rubbing the back of his head and scuffing his feet on the floor.]

Before anyone has any smart-alec remarks about this, yes I've already checked the Yellow Pages, no I've not found any one body shop that was satisfactory to my needs, thank you ( Read more... )

† arnold rimmer | ace rimmer

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voice; darkprophecies July 13 2010, 23:39:43 UTC

[This is the sound of her slowly exhaling through her nose.]

voice; ajrimmer_ssc July 13 2010, 23:40:56 UTC

[And this is the sound of him being sheepish as only a husband who knows he's in deep smegarooni indeed can be.]

voice; darkprophecies July 13 2010, 23:41:54 UTC

You should get him a replacement.

voice; ajrimmer_ssc July 13 2010, 23:47:18 UTC

I'm going to try to fix this one first.

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hackeralastair July 13 2010, 23:47:37 UTC

I don't know about powers, but there's a guy in my building who's really good at fixing motorcycles. One of Hiruma's roommates. He fixed my bike up fine.

ajrimmer_ssc July 13 2010, 23:48:58 UTC

And had the bike's frame been bent to all hell, and most of the paneling been torn away?

hackeralastair July 13 2010, 23:54:07 UTC

Holy shit, what did you do? That poor bike!

No, he fixed a seal and some other stuff I wouldn't have been able to do myself. I can change the oil, that's about it.

ajrimmer_ssc July 13 2010, 23:55:17 UTC

I didn't do anything. I was perfectly in control. Then some smegger who shall remain nameless came along and shut off the bike's motor on me.

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grenadeball July 14 2010, 01:30:05 UTC

hahahahahahahahah

guess who's king shit of that kind of repair work and isn't a multibillion dollar CEO

ajrimmer_ssc July 14 2010, 01:36:35 UTC

...That would be you, right? Why am I not surprised?

grenadeball July 14 2010, 01:37:42 UTC

because i hand built my own goddamn tank

you're not the type to drive motorcycles

whose bike did you ruin

ajrimmer_ssc July 14 2010, 01:39:53 UTC

Lister's.

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[video] chlorodermic July 14 2010, 02:51:08 UTC

[OH HEY LOOK WHO IT IS don't mind her she's trolling]

I know a thing or two about motorcycles.

[video] ajrimmer_ssc July 14 2010, 02:57:17 UTC

[Oh good, just what he didn't want for Christmas.]

Do you, now?

[video] chlorodermic July 14 2010, 03:00:39 UTC

[Good thing it isn't Christmas]

Yup.

And the only advice I have for you is...dweebs like you sooooo do not belong on motorcycles.

[video] ajrimmer_ssc July 14 2010, 03:02:35 UTC

Oh, so the fact that I got it from Lake Placid to the City in two and a half hours without an incident is immaterial, hm? I didn't cause the crash.

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iamnotthemom July 14 2010, 03:14:49 UTC

Rob knows a few things about bikes.

ajrimmer_ssc July 14 2010, 03:17:16 UTC

Rob? Who's Rob? Is there a Titan named Rob? I swear I can't keep any of you straight.