Jul 13, 2010 16:34
[Rimmer sounds VERY EMBARRASSED INDEEDY, kiddywinks. You can almost see him rubbing the back of his head and scuffing his feet on the floor.]
Before anyone has any smart-alec remarks about this, yes I've already checked the Yellow Pages, no I've not found any one body shop that was satisfactory to my needs, thank you.
I need a bit of, erm. Help. Fixing up a motorbike. That was involved in a crash. Smegging hell that's two crashes in seven months, my insurance rates are going to go through the bloody roof... So, yes, if there's anybody out there whose powers happen to include the laying on of hands, oh Lord heal this motorcycle, that would be spiffing, thanks.
† arnold rimmer | ace rimmer