Series XXXIV - Consequences schmonsequences - Voice

[ajrimmer_ssc]

[Rimmer sounds VERY EMBARRASSED INDEEDY, kiddywinks. You can almost see him rubbing the back of his head and scuffing his feet on the floor.]

Before anyone has any smart-alec remarks about this, yes I've already checked the Yellow Pages, no I've not found any one body shop that was satisfactory to my needs, thank you

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[darkprophecies]

[This is the sound of her slowly exhaling through her nose.]

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

[And this is the sound of him being sheepish as only a husband who knows he's in deep smegarooni indeed can be.]

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[darkprophecies]

You should get him a replacement.

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

I'm going to try to fix this one first.

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[darkprophecies]

... I still think you should go with him and get a replacement.

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

...Ah.

No negotiation, then? No possibility of parole? Time off for good behaviour?

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[darkprophecies]

There are other things I could be doing that are much worse, actually. Certain privileges I'm able to cut off. I think you're getting off quite easy.

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

...You wouldn't. You wouldn't.

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[darkprophecies]

I think you should go with him and pick out a replacement.

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

Right.

You do realise he's going to pick the most expensive one he can just to give me the V-sign?

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[darkprophecies]

It isn't as if he crashed his bike to begin with.

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

Yes, but neither did I! It wasn't my fault in the least. If Starscream hadn't shot the engine with that stupid purple energy smeg he has, I would have never had a single problem.

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[darkprophecies]

And what would have happened if he hadn't stopped you, Arnold?

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

Erm. Tea and biscuits with the 'Porter?

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[darkprophecies]

[Repeat of the exhale.]

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

[Repeat of sheepish noise.]