where is shatterstar when we need him i mean really people

[generalbadass]

Is it on now? Goddamn thing doesn't--[static, fumbling sounds of metal on wood]--here we go.

[And now video is on. LOOK AT THIS GUY, C&C, IN HIS OBVIOUSLY CEREMONIAL MILITARY UNIFORM. He is sitting at a nice, clean desk, glowering at the camera like someone who is glowering pretty hard. Those of you who watch the news or like, don't live under a

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[wolfuntamed]

[ AAAAAAA LIEFELLLLLLLD ]

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[generalbadass]

[IS THERE SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THERE IS]

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[yippiekiyay]

[The badassery of IRONSIDE trumps Liefeld!]

Vid/action FINALY MY NET WORKS. :|

[spacetimeguard]

Who's on the comm? [His eye's are yellow, and he looks alert, even as he's jogging up to Lyra.]

Vid/action

[spacetimeguard]

Oh. [And he's pulling out his comm now as well to listen.] Did they think we wouldn't help?

[thing4telepaths]

The X-Men are currently in the HIVE and have been evacuating people for 27 hours now.

[generalbadass]

It's been noted.

[thing4telepaths]

Currently we have the refugees in Arizona. Is there a better place we can send them to?

[generalbadass]

There's a camp being put together at [SOME LOCATION APPROPRIATELY FAR AWAY FROM LA COUNTY] that should take them off your hands.

[wadewilson]

Hot damn, General Ironsides!

Do I get a badge? Do I get diplomatic immunity?

[generalbadass]

[Totally ignoring the second part:]

And I thought I didn't get that enough at dinner parties. What's your hero name?

[wadewilson]

The name's Deadpool, sir! I'm an ex-military man myself, and I've already led one infiltration mission into the HIVE nest for some nifty recon!

Do I get to arrest people? Do I get stripes? Tell me I get stripes! Tell me that's the fact, Jack!

[generalbadass]

Yes and no. The primary objective is to remove the civilians, not to incapacitate HIVE members--although nobody's going to cry over the second part, if you get my drift.

Of COURSE It's Michael Ironside

[ctu_savior]

General, my name is Jack Bauer, I have military experience and can be at Fort Claremont within the hour. Is there an official evac point I should direct civilians towards once I'm inside?

WHO ELSE COULD IT HAVE BEEN

[generalbadass]

[THERE IS ONE and let's pretend he gives him both the coordinates and general street address because how do I shot LA.] Are you familiar with the area? You'll receive maps if you need them, but believe me, Bauer, we need all the experience we can get.

I would die if I saw a Christopher Walken NPC, ngl

[ctu_savior]

Yes sir, I grew up in my world's version of LA and spent most of my life there. I consider it my home. [And goddamn if having it taken over by terrorists doesn't piss him off]

that would be amazing too BUT I COULDN'T RESIST LB'S ICONS LOOK AT DAT CIGAR

[generalbadass]

Excellent. Or not, given the current state--look, you know what I mean. Assuming your Los Angeles is the same, knowing the field is invaluable.